Time to stock up on coffee. Finals are right around the corner.
Roles reversed
Dad: Umm... * pause* I got something to tell you. .
Me: What's up
Dad: Well this kinda hard to say... I didn't plan on this happening..
Me: Dad... what did you do?
Dad: Well it just ... we didn't plan..
Me: HOLY CRAP YOU GOT MOM PREGANT?!
Dad: yeahhhh
Me: That's like 9 kids dad. 9 freaking kids.
Dad: Actually.. 10.. doc says twins.
Me: oh my god.












